G.B.I.

SCREAMING

GOOD: warning about danger

BAD: being handed your adopted baby

INTERESTING: every time you wake up.

COUNTING BACKWARDS FROM 10

GOOD: launching a rocket.

BAD: when your girlfriend asks if you love her.

INTERESTING: when you're about to fart.

YELLING HELP

GOOD: when stuck in an elevator

BAD: when flunking a test

INTERESTING: when in an elevator and it's not stuck.

STOP, DROP & ROLL

GOOD: if you're on fire.

BAD: if you're being fired.

INTERESTING: if you're a waiter.

THE SILENT TREATMENT

GOOD: an argument.

BAD: hostage situation

INTERESTING: fighting haemorrhoids.