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He's Mac compatible.
His tears are adhesive.
If he caught fire he would burn for 1000 days.
That the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburging.
He sleeps upside down like a bat.
His sweat can be used to clean most precious metals.
His skin has the texture of dolphins.
If you tune your radio 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.
He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down.
He scared of bells.
His first name really is "The".
His politics are terrifying.
He thought Star Wars was a documentary.
That when there's a really important job to do, he skives off to play croquet.
He was raised by wolves.
He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
He has an understanding of clouds.
His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
He is confused by stairs.
He naturally faces magnetic North.
He is illegal in 17 U.S states.
His heart ticks like a watch.
All his legs are hydraulic.
He can "accumbularate".
He appears on Japanese bank notes.
There's an airport in Russia named after him.
All we know is...
he's called THE STIG.
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