Here's one for you:

Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites, and I'd like to dedicate it to a young lady who doesn't think she's seen anything good today. Holly... this one's for you.

Abra Cadaver - The Hives

I was the target of a notion of submission see.

They needed me, I was the target see.

But I kept breaking free, they could not capture me.

I pulled maneuvers that were closer to savage see,

There's no deadbeat regime rider inside of me!

Shout out to Holly